The "Y," There's no Escape

Two instructors, both in their twenties, one a very logical thinker and the other more of a blond who struggles with come backs sat together in a training session required for their job. They had to practice how to talk to their clients by first starting with the "Why" variable; Why should any of their clients buy their product?

After trying over and over our girl instructor, Jacklyn, the blond states with frustration...

Jacklyn: Ugh, this is so frustrating. We should just take "y" out of the alphabet then we wouldn't have to worry about finding it.

Markus, our male instructor, the logical thinker agrees but then cleverly states...

Markus: True, but then we'd have to find the "k."

Jacklyn stares blankly

Markus: Then I wouldn't want to find the "k."

Jacklyn stares blankly for another short moment

Jacklyn: That's true but then this means there is no escape from the "y." (There is a slight pause as Jacklyn cleverly configures her next come back)

Unless, we get rid of all the letters.

Markus: Then we'd all be mimes.

Jacklyn: At least we wouldn't have to worry about finding the "y."

Markus: Not really because then be reinventing other ways to get out "Y" or "K" across. There's escaping it.

Jacklyn: Unless we run and say nothing.

Markus: Then we'd be a river.

Jacklyn is silent for a moment.

Jacklyn: Oh, that's funny. Does this mean there is no escape from the "y!"